My Boss FINALLY proposed

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Work place bullying is very serious and should not be tolerated.

That being said, my boss’s Christmas proposal to his girlfriend was long overdue. I’m slightly disappointed that at this time last week when I was bullying him about proposing that he already had a ring picked out and didn’t tell me.

He told me this morning in the work elevator, and I punched him in the chest saying “Excellent! Good work”. Apparently over the holiday I have become a 22-year-old male. I told him I couldn’t wait to tell my mom. (Yes, I told my mom months ago that my boss needed to propose, don’t judge me.)

Now “Ring Watch” will have to move on to someone else. So much more fun than “bump watch”.

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I am Elle Clark. I decided to change my name to after getting married in writing only. Smart huh? I decided with a new name, I could have a new dress size (smaller of course, I will tell you how I did it), lighter hair, better nails, and I’d say whiter teeth but mine are already whiter than yours.  It’s science.

I am not Carrie Bradshaw. I may be typing this on a laptop while drinking wine but the computer is not as fancy and the wine is Cupcake. Dinner is in the stove, a salmon vegetable concoction that I made up after ditching the pinterest recipe because I didn’t have tomatoes so I used peppers.

I wish I lived in a Ralph Lauren ad. Or the store. I could just move into any of his stores, buy a fridge and a bed and call it a day. Even the corner one in Macy’s in Boston. I’d prefer the one in Dubai (I’ve seen pictures). I refer to my unborn children as Ralph and Lauren.  I feel bad for them already .

So what do I have to offer the world?  Well, when it comes to worldly issues,  I am well versed in international relationships because my husband is European. I believe in your birth order but not your horoscope. I speak bride fluently, I am learning wife and I don’t speak a word of Mom, not even enough to come up with something witty.

I’m not one of those girls who quote Audrey Hepburn because I think I’m her. I’m working on a better version of me through fitness, health, role models, and yes, some shopping and love. Enjoy!